How the heck ya been bra

hey ya big fuggan redneck   longtime no say hey

i r sarry mayun i gotsta go   here real like right now   but thunk id throw out they hellooo brutha  maybe nuther cold fuggan night dude  take care  hey i sawd the longuo tongue ova at shovels ferevo

hey there pappy how the heck you been mayun ! Go tell the little fuggar to git his tail over here and say hello

hey whats up mayn

you are I rekon . how ya been

doin purty good fer this time a year    

what it aint warm and fuzzy out there this time of year

L its 62 rite now but allergy season for me is startin   to bad there aint a good use for snot

hey bra I know exactly what you mean . I am sittin hear chasin mine down with my beer now . runnin like a spicket for bout a week . damn I hate this time of year . the gettin cold and all

yepp yepp  ill drink to that    an this chick i been seein is wantin to move in to top it off

well if that is what cha want to do I am all for ya mayun . that lonely aint no way to live bra

well it may be a good thing but thats usually when things go to L in a hurry but i been knowin her for a while

well it is best to test the waters before gettin any further . you been married before so you know what I am talkin bout . I am sure you know her but you dont really know her to you have lived under the same roof with her . so it might be a good thing to try for a little while

well  yeah thats what she says  soo im prolly gonna see  cause i dont think i can get away with a NO iff ya catch what im throwin

yeah I do . it is purty much i am comin so make room

yeah kinda like that  like i said well see if she can really put up with me

well now you do have that option . hahaha

heheeeheee naww its just that gitten useta havin someone in the  house an she aint big on guns an i am stuff like that  

well there you go . she is a shoe in mayun ! she dont like guns so  you know she aint gonna shoot your azz .

well   thats true so i aint got nuttin to worry bout huh  

as long as you cook you own meals too

:rofl  i knew youd make me feel better mayn  an sleep in a chastity belt too   dont want no bobbits ya know

yeah swallow that fuggin key for sure mayun

haaahaahaaaaahaaa  so how you been mayn

doin alrite i rekon nuthin outa the ordinary

married life doin ok

yall gonna thank I am crazy and pappy is prolly gonna stanglate me but the old chop will prolly be gone tamara

how come mayn

yeah married life is goin great mayun

I just dont have the time or knowledge to keep the old bike up or runnin properly

the guy I am tradin to if he likes the bike . he is old school and he knows how to work on um and has owned several of um so he will do the old boy good

what ya tradin for

he has a stripped down  that used to be a 98 ultra before he crashed it and busted the fiber glass

  well that sounds kool make sure ya post a pic of it for us if it goes through  im kinda curious to see what it looks like

oh I think it looks kool . rat bike lookin thing . all flat black . and all the fiberglass is gone ape hangers the whole nine yards

well sounds like my kinda sled too   purty thing is mad at me

now why would she be mad at you

cause she was up this way a few weekends ago sent me her phone # an i didnt call her  

oh you such a sheut azz

HELLO ???????

yeah i know i had a weldin job an just didnt make the time

nah I am sure she understands . sumtimes you just get hung up and cant get away .

   maybe i dont think so

well she is a nice girl so I am sure she will forgive you for it

its happed a few times  it seems every time she comes this way im werkin      have ya ever heared that skynard song double trouble  thats me mayn

mayun you and I have more damn women troubles . what the L is up with that ?

now thats a daymn good question maybe of the century  i always figgered i was just blessed mayn

well I guess we can call it that and just be happy with our pitiful selves

heheeeheeeee  im just gonna agree an move on

Hey dude I am gonna check outa here . I t is atter 12 here and I had  long day today . so yall have a good evening and even a better tamar . later bra

awwrity brutha take care an ill see ya later

Later

did ya get yer sled up an runnin yet

sheut no . that thang aint hit a lik yet . put a new condenser in her last night . worked on that thing till after 11 and still aint got nuthin out of it yet . guess I am gonna try a coil next

  glad mack showed to help ya i barely know squat bout mags

if you know squat you know more than I do . Yeah I was glad he showed up too . I had been waitin for couple days for him to show . He is quiet a nifty fella

yepp seems to be a few of the round here gonna try to get back to work on my ole sled soon

well that is great news I was wanderin when you were gonna get round to gettin back on the road .

You know I went to my local mechanic who has been wrenchin on harleys for bout the last 40 years and ask him bout the prolem and you know what he said . He said you know Shawn .... I aint never really fooled with a magneto I really dont know what to tell you . So he called Hunt for me and they wanted me to take it off and send it to them for a rebuild

ill tell ya its been one L of a year round this place but i aint givin up mayn almost got my truck inspectable an im startina tree cuttin job sunday mornin

well theres losta folks who are skared to learn new stuff thats all i can figure

inspectable ? yall still do that stuff out there

yepp still do states gotta get there 12.50 per vehicle

gosh we aint done that here since I was a little boy

really i thought all tha states done that   hey i learnt sumpthin

I did too . Texas srill runs inspection stickers

an mayn first of tha month specially in tha small towns them coppers are huntin too mayn

yeah I remember when I was little they used to set up check points round here to check and see if you had an updated one

hey  when was you little   just wonderin      

it has been a long time ago prolly 25 years ago when I remember them doin that . You a funny guy you know that

welll some tell me im funny lookin an some tell me im funny smellin so go figure

well maybe you both or maybe they just jealous and just say that stuff to make you feel bad .

  yeah they prolly rite i just smelled myself    whooohoooo

Funny or not we have NEVER had inspections here in Wyo.  Course we kinda little pissy about big brother sticken his danm nose in things he jus don't need ta.

yeah them inspection stickers are nuthin but a racket

yepp thats all they are mayn even gotta have em for bikes

Guess ya gotta call all the cuzzins and get them thar smoke sticks out and jus change some tings round dar.  lol

:rofl   ya fuggen nutt

goodness ding retirment has made you mean hattin it

Na it is all this fucking work I am doing...cripes I thought it was retirement but OH HELL NO.  Haven't done this much manual labor in year.  mess is going to kill me.  lol

well I would give you a hand gettin things cleaned up and ready to go but I am here and you are there and I aint even sure where there is located I just know it is that away . So I guess it si the thought that counts

Sure does bro....google the town...Dubois an you will see that we are located bout on the south east corner of yellowstone.

yeah just remember were thinkin about helpin ya so ya oughta be able to work 3times as hard

yeah you know you gonna have to walk around 2 drunks

LOL

well maybe 1 1/2 you know he kind of a little fellar

im headin out too mayn got a long day tomorrow   take care shawn

you too bra . yall be careful and have a good day